1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 76 is afraid of 7 'cause 7 ate 9 9 was minding his businessTalking to 10 about Gordy Howe's clothesWhy 7 ate 9 nobody knows 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10What about 9?7 ate 9 Oh, the cat'll have to live with 8 lives nowRonaldo will have to make doEver since 7 ate 9 it seemsI've got an extra finger and an extra toe too7 ate 9 Once upon a time in our solar systemWe couldn't make do without 9But Pluto's not a planet nowSo 8 will do fine Oh, the cat'll have to live with 8 lives nowThe Chinese will be out of luckVampires will have to think of some other method'Cause without their K 9's how will they suck?7 ate 9 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10What about 9?7 ate 9, 7 ate 9, 7 ate 9Oh, 7 ate 9

I woke up this morning and everything was differentSomething was strange in the airI woke up this morning and everything was differentI knew that the ninjas had been there I looked all around my bedroom, underneath the dresserBehind the bed, but nothing could be foundThere was nothing left behind them, nowhere that I could find themNo fingerprints or crumbs on the ground The ninjas are deadly and silentThey're also unspeakably violentThey speak Japanese, they do whatever they pleaseAnd sometimes they vacation in Ireland The ninjas are deadly and silentThey're also unspeakably violentThey speak Japanese, they do whatever they pleaseAnd if you tear off their masks they'll be smiling

Raisins come from grapes, people come from apesI come from CanadaI came in first place in a nonexistent raceTo rebuild the Parthenon The Parthenon's in Greece or was it in Grease 2?I can´t keep my movies straightWhen I make mistakes I use a lot of salt'Cause salt makes m'steaks taste great I don´t want to be a botherBut I think the phone's for you I´ve got orange pants, I wear them when I danceBut I don´t get out that muchYou are just too loud, I passed you in a crowdThank you and keep in touch I don´t speak Chinese, not even words like pleaseThank you or how are youBut I can parle Français, I parled a bit todayIt seemed like the thing to do I don´t want to be a botherBut I think you´re in my seat

In a puddle by the trailFlips it´s tiny tailJust like a great big whaleBut smaller than a snail It´s a pollywog in a bogSwims under soggy logsOne day he'll be a frogPollywog in a bog Overhead a cedar treeGives the shade he needsMunching while he feedsOn lily pads and weeds Knows not where he's fromOr how his life had begunHe's not the only oneAnd soon he'll breathe through lungs It´s hard to believeWith the arms you´ll receiveyou´ll lift your headAbove the water and breathe Gills shrink awayAnd may there come a dayWhen you reach the shoreWith a whole world to explore Ribbit, ribbit, a tadpole exhibitit´s a transformation noone can inhibitAmphibian change may seem strangeTake them gills andthe tail and they allrearrange Out come the legs for the jump, jumpHope to the top of the stump, stumpOut come the legs for the jump, jumpHope to the top of the stump, stump Where the mud is deepFrost will soon creepAnd without a peepA frog is fast asleep It was a pollywog in a bogSwam under soggy logsIn the morning fog Pollywog in a bog Pollywog in a bogSwam under soggy logsIn the morning fogPollywog in a bog Pollywog in a bogSwam under soggy logsIn the morning fog

Eraser, eraser, eraser I draw it with a pencilbecause it´s just a stencilAnd if I do retry it, well then I can´t deny itI´m gonna need my little eraser Eraser, eraser, eraserEraser, eraser, eraser Eraser I might have to redo it, I mighthave to work through itBut I try not to chew it 'causeI just shouldn't do it'Cause I might need my little eraser If I wrote you a letter but I made an errorI could fix it and make it betterIf I make an error I can always makeit better with my eraserEraser, eraser, eraser Eraser, eraser, eraserEraser, eraser, eraserEraser, eraser, eraser Erasure, erasure, erasure, erasureErasure, erasure, erasure, erasure

I can sing, I can sing, I can sing betterI can knit a scarf but you can´t knit a sweaterWhen I´m underwater I couldn´t be wetterNever go swimmin' in a mohair sweater I can dance, I can dance, I can dance fasterI tried to keep up but it was a disasterOne more move and I´m gonna be the masterSo crank it up loud on the ghetto blaster I can eat, I can eat, I can eat moreAnd when it´s not fresh from the local storethere´s a little town in LabradorWhere she sells seashells by the shoe store I can speak, I can speak, I can speak quickerImagine I made a way to make everyone currently frowning snickerAnd on the guitar he could be a little slickerJimmy always said I was a good flat picker

Dive down, dive downInto the cool green waterSwim around, swim aroundBy the fish and otters Louis LoonLouis Loon Flap your wings, flap your wingsyou´re picking up speedSoon you´ll spring, soon you´ll springHigh above the trees June the beaverBelow you´ll leave herGnawing on sticks, gnawing on sticksWith another dam to fix Louis Loon She hears your songEchoing over lakes and hillsLonely and longSometimes it´s high, sometimes with a trill Wherever you areYou are admired from afarBut just around the bendYou can always call yourfriends, call your friends Splash, splash, splash, splashCome on in and landIn a flash, in a flashyou´re under water againLooking to see when yousurface where you´ll be Won't you stay? Won't you stay?Your friends want to playWon't you stay? Won't you stay?Your friends wanna play Won't you stay? Won't you stay?Your friends wanna playWon't you stay? Won't you stay?Your friends want to play Won't you stay? Won't you stay?Your friends wanna playWon't you stay? Won't you stay?Your friends wanna play

Food party, food partyFood party, food partyFood party, food partyFood party, food party party tonight yeah! Hey, great party!Oh yeah, everybody's here!Oh yeah, good to see you guysYeah, thanks for coming By the way I'm SweetI'm like a chocolate treatSweet, can I get you guys anything?You can get me a lemon 'cause I'm Sour Who are you?I'm Spicy! I'm hot!Hey! Bam! I'm exciting!I am Spicy! I'm crunchy!You know, like uh, carrot sticks and cookies and peanuts?Who invited the textures?People like me! 'C-cause I'm crunchy!

I wake up in the morningI go to sleep at nightBut a day without snack timeThat just isn't right.Oh-oh snack timeOh-oh snack time How I love the visionOf people everywhereIn harmony togetherAnd each one has their shareOh-oh that's snack timeOh-oh snack time Snack time, snack timeTalkin' 'bout snack timeSnack time, snack timeSnack time, snack timeOh snack time Hi, I'm Geddy (Lee), and I love barbecue potato chipsHi, I'm Jonah (Page), and I like marshmallowsHi, I'm Harland (Williams), and I love blueberry pieMy name is Finn (Creeggan), and I like crackersHi, I'm Lyle (Lovett), and I like watermelonHi, my name is Hazel (Stewart), my favorite snack is noriHi, I'm Sarah (McLachlan), and I love chocolateHi, I'm Ben (Page), and my favorite snack is a 3 lb lobsterHi, my name is Martin (Tielli), and I like olivesHi, I'm Hannah (Robertson), and I like salt & vinegar chipsHi, this is David (Suzuki), and I like sembei, Japanese rice crackersHi, I'm Jason (Priestley), and I like macaroni & cheeseHi, I'm Arden (Robertson), and I like popcornHi, I'm Gord (Gordon Downie), and I like peanut butter & crackersHello, my name is Isaac (Page), and I like ice creamHi, this is Bubbles (Mike Smith), and my favorite snack is pickled eggsHi, I'm Mili (Stewart), and I like CheeziesHi, I'm Al ("Weird Al" Yankovic), and I like honey roasted peanutsHi, I'm Lyle (Robertson), and I like jellybeansHi, I'm Janeane (Garofalo), and I like microwaved chocolate doughnuts, that's what I likeHello, I am Zignon Five (Kevin Hearn), and I like microchipsHi, I'm Gordon Lightfoot, and my favorite snack is pasta Oh-oh snack timeOh-oh snack timeOh-oh snack time

Mama put the popcorn kernels in the potShe turned up the heat now the pot is getting hotAnd then those popcorn kernels start to pop, pop, pop, pop, pop Pop, pop, pop, pop, popPop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, popPop, pop, pop, pop, popPop, pop, pop, pop... pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, popPop, pop, pop, pop, popPop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, popPop, pop, pop, pop, popPop, pop, pop, pop... pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop Popcorn!