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Ever since we said our good-byesThe onion rings, the phone makes me crySomething isn't rightLike the Deep Blue without the Great White
In the morning open your eyesThe waterfalls, the fire fliesYou're an abacusAnd my heart was counting on us
Your heart's got a heavy loadThere's still a long way to goKeep your eyes on the road
Crescent moon sings me to sleepThe birches bark, the willows weepBut I lie awake; I'm adrift without a snowflake
Your heart's got a heavy loadThere's still a long way to goKeep your eyes on the road
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It was an upsetIn two minutes flatWe're back on the freewayFoot to the matI can't understand itWe had it down patIt's very upsettingCould we leave it at thatWe all had positionsWe each had a roleWe'd overrehearsed itWe had full controlThey can't teach you actingIt's there in your soulIt's the same with a bank jobAnd each thing we stole
So I don't need attitudeCause you knew just what to doWe all did our best nowWe all need to rest nowLeave me aloneAnd wait by the phone
I was the driverYou ran the showYou had the last wordThe go or no goI knew every lanewayIn OntarioBut it's not what you're sure ofIt's what you don't knowIt should have been filled withThe usual onesThrowing their cash inTo mutual fundsWe all had our ski masksAnd sawed off shotgunsBut how do you plan forA bank full of nunsBut I guess we panickedWe all have taboosAnd they were like zebrasThey had us confusedWe should be in condosWith oceanfront viewsInstead we're most wantedOn the 6 o'clock news
So, I don't need attitude'Cause you knew just what to doWe all did our best nowwe all need to rest nowLeave me aloneAnd wait by the phone
Inside the police carYou tried to explainYour crisis of conscienceThe voice in your brainAnd now that the whole thingHas gone down the drainI think we all know whoShould shoulder the blame'Cause you made a choice thereAlmost sublimeI'm all for compassionJust not on my dimeYou look like an amateurAnd that's the real crimeSo I'll take a walk nowAnd you do the time
And I don't need attitude'Cause you knew just what to doWe all did our best nowWe all need to rest nowLeave me aloneThere's no need to phone
We all did our best nowWe all need to rest nowLeave me aloneWe all did our best nowWe all need to rest nowLeave me alone
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What's a boy to do?When you tell your taleAnd it never failsI just end up feeling bad for you.
With your hang-dog eyesYou can bring me downNow I'm wrapped around your whole handStop looking so surprised.
You make it easy (Easy)Make it easy (Easy)
I've been burned beforeYou're not fooling meThere's no mysteryYou've forgotten what you're hiding for.
Call it self defenseYou can obfuscateAnd manipulateBut it's only at your own expense.
You make it easy (Easy)Make it easy (Easy)Make it easy (Easy)Make it easy (Easy)
Easy to be with youEasy to obeyEasy to forgive you at the end of the dayEasy now to judge youEasy to betrayEasy to adore you though you want to run away.
It's easy
Look what you have doneI can do the sameTwo can play this gameYou'll no longer be the only one.
You make it easy (Easy)Make it easy (Easy)Make it easy (Easy)Easy (Easy)
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The moon is fullBut there is an incompletenessThe days are beautifulBut I feel a bitter sweetnessIf I had a wish, or even a choice, I'd wake up to the sound of your voice
Oh, how I miss waking up to the sound of your voice
I let you downAnd fell right off your good listI hope each day you'll find peaceAnd forgivenessThe alarm clock ringsWhat a lonely noiseAnd I long for the sound of your voice
Oh, how I miss waking up to the sound of your voice
Take it from me: there's not much to seeIn this void
The saying goesThere will be other dancesThis little song is aboutSecond chancesJust say the wordAnd I will rejoiceAnd wake up to the sound of your voice
Oh, how I miss waking upTo the soundTo the soundTo the soundTo the soundWaking up to the sound of your voice
Take it from me: there's not much to seeIn this void
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Side of the road I stopped andPicked up the pieces of your carYou were just standing, speechlessKnowing you'd never travel farThat's what you do when someone's given up on youThat's when I knew I was giving upAnd giving inThat's when I knew where I wasThat's when I knew I was home
Stuck in the middle of the roadFor better or worse we compromiseYou may have won my hand, dearBut it was the consolation prizeThat's when I knew that I was running out on youThat's what you do when time is running outRunning downThat's when I knew where I wasThat's when I knew that I was home
Where does the heart resideIf not where I lay my head?I could run but I'm petrifiedAnd choose this insteadAgainAnd again
End of the road I'm runningAnd look back to survey where I'd beenSomeday I'll write and ask youIf you could imagine what I'd seenHow could you think that I could turn my back on you?How did you think this would be turning out?And turning aroundWhat could I do but call you?What could I do but call this home?That's when I knew where I wasThat's when I knew that I was home
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I'm a kid in a candy storeI'm a bull in a china shopI'm a tired old metaphorFor everything you can't affordAnd everything you can't afford to be
I'm a public embarrassmentI'm a bottle of diet poisonI'm a walking advertisementFor everything I never meantAnd everything I never meant to be
I can't hear a thingCause I've stopped listening
I'm the reason I don't go outI'm afraid I might tell me somethingI'm the shadow of every doubtI'm the product the song's aboutAnd I'm the product the song's about to be
I can't hear a thingCause I've stopped listeningI can't hear a thingCause I've stopped listening
Every morningSince I was bornIt's been hard to look in the mirrorAnd see my face for the horns
All the fun that the law allowsAll the fun but with half the meaningCome on over, I'll show you howIf you lived here, you'd be home by nowIf you still lived here, you'd be home now with me
I can't hear a thingCause I've stopped listeningI can't hear a thingCause I've stopped listening
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On the path of life, I wish you wellDivergent journeys, we will meet again in HellKept my head down and movedTill every friend I'd known was gone
Then one day, I was not aloneEverything had changedEverything was strangeEverything had changedEverything was strange
When in rags and when in wealthA solemn promise never to give too much of myselfDespite the hopeful words I've saidI've lived my life inside my head
Then one day, I was not aloneEverything had changedEverything was strangeEverything had changedEverything was strange
I hold my breath and count to tenI hate it now, hated it thenSeen it all beforeA failure and a boreThat's what friends are for
So it seems I must have wonAs I survey the ashes of the damage that I've doneEveryone I've ever knownIs just as closed off and alone
Then one day, I was not aloneEverything had changedEverything was strangeEverything had changedEvery thing
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It was often talked about; it was often raisedBut nothing was ever done about itTo hear the way they talked about it, no one could be savedBut nothing was ever done about it
Shall I take back everything I've ever saidAnd live my whole life in silence instead?
It was oversimplified; it was under-thoughtAnd nothing was ever done to stop itEverything was fortified by all the lies we boughtAnd nothing was ever done to stop it
Shall I take back everything I've ever said(Shall I take back all my attacks? All of my accusations?)And live my whole life in silence instead?(All my mistrust - we never discussed anyone's reservations)
There was a time when a crime was a crimeBut now I think I'm losing my mindOr taking it all too hardTaking it all too hardTaking it all too hard
Shall I take back everything I've ever said(Shall I take back all my attacks? All of my accusations?)And live my whole life in silence instead?(All my mistrust - we never discussed anyone's reservations)Keep to myself
Maybe you're rightMaybe you're rightMaybe you're rightBut I don't think so
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I left you in the rainPeterbourgh and the KawarthasYour Reflection in the panePeterbourgh and the Kawarthas
Apples, pears, prunes, and plumsHis favorites foods I told his momWait for him at the end of the slideWhen he climbs the stairs, stay by his side
I heard you got some rainPeterbourgh and the KawarthasLook like we're in for the samePeterbourgh and the Kawarthas
I'm going early won't wave good-byeTell him I love him; look him in the eyeI've learned how to mourn; I've learned how to missLet me dissapear with this kiss
"TuesdayA mix of sun and cloudWith a forty percent chance of showersEarly morning then sunnyWind west twenty kilometers an hourGusting to 44High of 22UV index 50 and moderate"
Bird ,book ,and basketballSquirrel, dog and learning how to crawlI found my heart when he cameLet me leaving leave like rain
I watched you from the trainPeterbourgh and the KawarthasWhen I come back I'll see you againPeterbourgh and the Kawarthas
I'll listen for you every morningI'll listen for you every morningI'll listen for you every morningI'll listen for you every morning
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It's hard enough to noticeHarder still to reactJust a stone's throw from the center of our attentionWe all fade to black
Save me from a villainous imaginationDeliver me from my friendsIf I said something to make you madI will take it back
It's hard enough to stomachBut try to look awayIs this a news report or a trailer for a motion picture?It all fades to gray
Save me from a villainous imaginationDeliver me from my friendsIf I said something to make you madI will take it back
Long lines and warning signsThink of all the lives saved by plastic knivesIt's naive, but make believeWe will never lose if we remove our shoes
It's hard to keep your mouth shutHarder still to make noiseBut we can't have the perfect 20/20 hindsightThat our fate enjoys
Save me from a villainous imaginationDeliver me from my friendsIf I said something to make you madI will take it backI will take it back