Spoken:Roll up, roll up for the Magical Mystery Tour!Step right this way! (Roll up)(Roll up for the Mystery Tour)(Roll up)(Roll up for the Mystery Tour) (Roll up)And that's an invitation(Roll up for the Mystery Tour)(Roll up)To make a reservation(Roll up for the Mystery Tour) The Magical Mystery TourIs waiting to take you awayWaiting to take you away (Roll up)(Roll up for the Mystery Tour)(Roll up)(Roll up for the Mystery Tour) (Roll up)We got everything you need(Roll up for the Mystery Tour)(Roll up)Satisfaction guaranteed(Roll up for the Mystery Tour) The Magical Mystery TourIs hoping to take you awayHoping to take you away (Mystery trip)(Ah)(The Magical Mystery Tour)(Roll up)(Roll up for the Mystery Tour) (Roll up)And that's an invitation(Roll up for the Mystery Tour)(Roll up)To make a reservation(Roll up for the Mystery Tour) The Magical Mystery TourIs coming to take you awayComing to take you away The Magical Mystery TourIs dying to take you awayDying to take you awayTake you today

Day after day, alone on a hillThe man with the foolish grinIs keeping perfectly stillBut nobody wants to know himThey can see that he's just a foolAnd he never gives an answer But the fool on the hillSees the sun going downAnd the eyes in his headSee the world spinning round Well on the way, head in a cloudThe man of a thousand voicesTalking perfectly loudBut nobody ever hears himOr the sound he appears to makeAnd he never seems to notice But the fool on the hillSees the sun going downAnd the eyes in his headSee the world spinning round And nobody seems to like himThey can tell what he wants to doAnd he never shows his feelings But the fool on the hillSees the sun going downAnd the eyes in his headSee the world spinning round Ohh oh-oh-oh-oh ohh-oh-ohRound and round and round and round and roundHe never listens to themHe knows that they're the foolThey don't like him The fool on the hillSees the sun going downAnd the eyes in his headSee the world spinning round OhhhhRound and round and round and round andOhhhh

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There's a fog upon L.A.And my friends have lost their way"We'll be over soon", they saidNow they've lost themselves instead Please don't be longPlease don't you be very longPlease don't be longFor I may be asleep Well, it only goes to showAnd I told them where to goAsk a policeman on the streetThere's so many there to meet Please don't be long (don't be long)Please don't you be very long (don't be long)Please don't be longFor I may be asleep Now, it's past my bed, I know (know)And I'd really like to go (go)Soon will be the break of day (day)Sitting here in Blue Jay Way (Way) Please don't be long (don't be long)Please don't you be very long (don't be long)Please don't be longFor I may be asleep Please don't be longPlease don't you be very longPlease don't be long Please don't be longPlease don't you be very longPlease don't be long Please don't be longPlease don't you be very longPlease don't be long Don't be longDon't be longDon't be longDon't be long Don't be longDon't be longDon't be long

(Oo-oo-oo-ooh) Let's all get up and dance to a songThat was a hit before your mother was bornThough she was born a long, long time agoYour mother should know (your mother should)Your mother should know (know) Sing it again Let's all get up and dance to a songThat was a hit before your mother was bornThough she was born a long, long time agoYour mother should know (your mother should)Your mother should know (know) Lift up your hearts and sing me a songThat was a hit before your mother was bornThough she was born a long, long time agoYour mother should know (your mother should)Your mother should know (kno-ow)Your mother should know (your mother should)Your mother should know (kno-ow) Sing it again Daa-da da-daa da-daa-daa-da-daDa-daa-da daa da-daa daa daa-da-da-daaThough she was born a long, long time agoYour mother should know (your mother should)Your mother should know (yeah)Your mother should know (your mother should)Your mother should know (yeah)Your mother should know (your mother should)Your mother should know (yeah)

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all togetherSee how they run like pigs from a gunSee how they flyI'm crying Sitting on a cornflakeWaiting for the van to comeCorporation T-shirtStupid bloody TuesdayMan, you've been a naughty boyYou let your face grow long I am the Eggman (whoo!)They are the Eggmen (whoo!)I am the WalrusGoo goo g'joob Mister city policeman sittingPretty little policemen in a rowSee how they fly like Lucy in the skySee how they runI'm cryingI'm cry-'-ng (whoooo!)I'm cryingI'm cry-'- Yellow matter custardDripping from a dead dog's eyeCrabalocker fishwifePornographic priestessBoy, you've been a naughty girlYou let your knickers down I am the EggmanThey are the EggmenI am the WalrusGoo goo g'joob Sitting in an English gardenWaiting for the sunIf the sun don't comeYou get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the Eggman (Now, good sir, …)They are the Eggmen (… poor man, made tame to fortune's…)I am the WalrusGoo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob Expert texpert, choking smokersDon't you think the joker laughs at you?Ho-ho-ho! Hee-hee-hee! Ha-ha-ha!See how they smile like pigs in a stySee how they schniedI'm crying Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel TowerElementary penguin singing Hare KrishnaMan, you should've seen them kickingEdgar Allan Poe I am the Eggman (whoo!)They are the Eggmen (whoo!)I am the Walrus (whoo!)Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joobGoo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, goobJooba, jooba, joobaJooba, jooba, joobaJooba, joobaJooba, joobaOompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba)Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumperEverybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Slave,Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) thou hast slain me:Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) —villain, take my purse:Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (If ever…)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah) (… bury my body;)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (… the letters which thou find'st about me)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah) (To)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (Edmund Earl of Gloucester;)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah) (seek him out)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (Upon the British party:)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (O, untimely)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah) (death!)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah) (I know thee well:)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (a serviceable villain;)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (As duteous to the vices of thy mistress)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah) (As badness would desire.)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (What, is he dead?)Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah) (Sit you down, father;)Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (rest you.—)

You say yes, I say noYou say stop and I say go, go, goOh, noYou say goodbye and I say helloHello, helloI don't know why you say goodbyeI say helloHello, helloI don't know why you say goodbyeI say hello. I say high, you say lowYou say why, and I say I don't knowOh, noYou say goodbye and I say hello(Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye)Hello, hello(Hello, goodbye)I don't know why you say goodbyeI say hello(Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye)Hello, hello(Hello, goodbye)I don't know why you say goodbye(Hello, goodbye)I say hello. Why, why, why, why, why, whyDo you say goodbyeGoodbye, bye, bye, bye, bye Oh, noYou say goodbye and I say helloHello, helloI don't know why you say goodbyeI say helloHello, helloI don't know why you say goodbyeI say hello. You say yes(I say yes)I say no(But I may mean no)You say stop(I can stay)But I say go, go, go(Till it's time to go)OhOh, noYou say goodbye and I say helloHello, helloI don't know why you say goodbyeI say helloHello, helloI don't know why you say goodbyeI say helloHello, helloI don't know why you say goodbyeI say hello-whoa-whoaHello-o-o Hey-la, hey-la-hello-aHey-la, hey-la-hello-a (cha oom-cha oom-cha)Hey-la, hey-la-hello-a (whoo-oo)Hey-la, hey-la-hello-a (hey-la)Hey-la, hey-la-hello-a (cha oom-cha oom-cha)Hey-la, hey-la-hello-a (whoo-hoo)Hey-la, hey-la-hello-a (cha oom-cha)Hey-la, hey-la-hello-a (cha oom-cha)Hey-la, hey-la-hello-a

Let me take you down'Cos I'm going to Strawberry FieldsNothing is real, and nothing to get hung aboutStrawberry Fields forever Living is easy with eyes closedMisunderstanding all you seeIt's getting hard to be someone, but it all works outIt doesn't matter much to me Let me take you down'Cos I'm going to Strawberry FieldsNothing is real, and nothing to get hung aboutStrawberry Fields forever No-one, I think, is in my treeI mean, it must be high or lowThat is, you can't, you know, tune in, but it's all rightThat is, I think it's not too bad Let me take you down'Cos I'm going to Strawberry FieldsNothing is real, and nothing to get hung aboutStrawberry Fields forever Always, no, sometimes think it's meBut you know I know when it's a dreamI think, er, no, I mean, er, yes, but it's all wrongThat is, I think I disagree Let me take you down'Cos I'm going to Strawberry FieldsNothing is real, and nothing to get hung aboutStrawberry Fields foreverStrawberry Fields foreverStrawberry Fields forever Spoken:Cranberry sauceCranberry sauce

Penny Lane: there is a barber showing photographsOf every head he's had the pleasure to knowAnd all the people that come and goStop and say hello On the corner is a banker with a motorcarThe little children laugh at him behind his backAnd the banker never wears a macIn the pouring rainVery strange Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyesThere beneath the blue suburban skiesI sit and meanwhile back In Penny Lane, there is a fireman with an hour glassAnd in his pocket is a portrait of the QueenHe likes to keep his fire engine cleanIt's a clean machine Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyesFour of fish and finger pies in summerMeanwhile back Behind the shelter in the middle of the roundaboutThe pretty nurse is selling poppies from a trayAnd though she feels as if she's in a playShe is anyway Penny Lane: the barber shaves another customerWe see the banker sitting waiting for a trimAnd then the fireman rushes inFrom the pouring rainVery strange Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyesThere beneath the blue suburban skies I sit and meanwhile back Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyesThere beneath the blue suburban skiesPenny Lane

How does it feel to beOne of the beautiful people?Now that you know who you areWhat do you want to be?And have you travelled very far?Far as the eye can see How does it feel to beOne of the beautiful people?How often have you been there?Often enough to knowWhat did you see when you were there?Nothing that doesn't show Baby, you're a rich manBaby, you're a rich manBaby, you're a rich man, tooYou keep all your money in a big brown bagInside a zooWhat a thing to do!Baby, you're a rich manBaby, you're a rich manBaby, you're a rich man, too How does it feel to beOne of the beautiful people?Tuned to a natural EHappy to be that wayNow that you've found another keyWhat are you going to play? Baby, you're a rich manBaby, you're a rich manBaby, you're a rich man, tooYou keep all your money in a big brown bagInside a zooWhat a thing to do!(Baby)Baby, you're a rich manBaby, you're a rich manBaby, you're a rich man, too(Oh) Baby, you're a rich manBaby, you're a rich man (baby)Baby, you're a rich man, too (Wahoo!)Baby, you're a rich (whoo) manBaby, you're a (hey) rich manBaby, you're a rich man, too(Oh)