Let's get drunk and go out drivingLet's see just how quickly we can goLet's get plowed and plow down some old ladyLet's go drink off the stereo Let's go down and vomit out the windowLet's keep score of how many we've killedTwo tequila slammers off the dashboardThere's an alcoholic at the wheel Careful when I'm taking this next cornerDon't want anybody wasting beerPass another lime and CoronaToo drunk to use my clutch while shifting gears Let's get drunk and go out drivingLet's do donuts in the cul-de-sacLet's get drunk and go out drivingWe're going and we're never coming back We're going and we're never coming back We're going and we're never coming back