Got a flip-top pack of cigarettes in her pocketFeeling good at the topShopping in sharp shoesWalking in the sunshine town feeling very coolBut the butchers and the bakers in the supermarket storesGetting everything she wants from the supermarket storesApples and orangesApples and oranges Cornering neatly she trips up sweetlyTo meet the peopleShe's on time againAnd thenI catch her by the eye then I stop and have to thinkWhat a funny thing to do 'cause I'm feeling very pinkApples and orangesApples and oranges I love sheShe loves meSee youSee youSee you (Apples and oranges)(Apples and oranges)(Apples and oranges)(Apples and oranges)(Apples and oranges) Thought you might like to knowI'm the lorry driver manShe's on the runDown by the river sideFeeding ducks in the afternoon tide (quack quack)Apples and orangesApples and orangesApples and oranges

Last night I had too much to drinkSitting in a club with so many foolsPlaying to rulesTrying to impress but feeling rather emptyI had another drinkDrink - a - drink - a - drink - a - drink What a way to spend that eveningThey all turn up with their friendsPlaying the gameBut in the scene I should have beenFar awayAway - away - away - away - awayGetting up, I feel as if I'm remembering this scene beforeI open the door to an empty roomThen I forget The telephone rings and someone speaksShe would very much like to go out to a showSo what can I do - I can't think what to sayShe sees through anywayAway - away - away - away - away Out of the front door I goTraffic's moving rather slowArriving late, there she waitsLooking very angry, as cross as she can beBe - a - be - a - be - a - be - a - beGetting up, I feel as if I'm remembering this scene beforeI open the door to an empty roomThen I forget